Join a Murphy Missed Mortgage Payments Pool.

Gather round and do some good.

Start a Murphy Missed Mortgage Payment Pool. It’s simple. Print the graphic in this post. Sell boxes like you live in Waterbury. Donate the proceeds to an organization that helps people who want to pay their rent or mortgage but cannot. Wait for Democratic Senate candidate Christopher Murphy to produce some details other than a not-so-subtle suggestion that everything was fine until he combined his finances with his fiancee.

Please note, there are no boxes labeled “a couple,” “a few,” “several,” or “a handful.”

Helpful hint: If you pick six or fewer months on the 1st mortgage, you probably missed this story.