Hell’s bells! Quiet Corner Republican gospel singer makes sex his top priority in House race. “Liked” murderous Facebook post.

Blimey, what has happened to the nice love thy neighbor gospel singers? Republican Jadon MacCormack, who highlights on his campaign website his warbling gospel music as one of his chief accomplishments, has let loose with a full blown moral panic fusillade in his campaign for the 50th House District. The nominee of the party of Lincoln has diagnosed the ills of the eight-town district and found them in found them in four letters: LGBT.

In a ferocious declaration of nuttiness, MacCormack pledges to reclaim the soul of Connecticut. Has someone run off with the Constitution State’s soul when the rest of us were not looking? Do we have a collective one that’s made of a little bit of each of ours? What about those who don’t believe in souls? Are they left out of MacCormsck’s Connecticut?

Perhaps some knowledges gathered over the decades can douse those raging fires outrage. The chief cause of domestic misery, “corrupting our families” to MacCormack, across the fruited plain is men, married men. The millions who engage in one or all of the following destructive habit: adultery, substance abuse, and gambling. It has been ever thus before and after the 1969 Stonewall riot.

Mr. MacCormack has used his self-declared “straight month” to remind voters, who are probably not fretting about out Nutmegger soul, who calls the Republican Party home in this Year of Our Lord 2026.

For a palette cleanse enjoy unsurpassable Mahalia Jackson’s guest appearance with her friend Dinah Shore, a Jew from Tennessee. Makes you want to lay down your arms and love your neighbor.

UPDATE: MacCormack “liked” a post calling for the deaths of LGBT people. Connecticut Republicans have a problem. They may wish this was one of the many districts without one of their candidate.

Published June 2, 2026.