TeleTownHall? Tell Us Where You Are.

Where in the world is Rosa DeLauro? Trapped at another late summer wedding on the Amalfi Coast? When there’s trouble, the eccentric Connecticut Democrat can often be found in a swank Italian resort.

DeLauro took cover in Positano in August 2011 when her district was battered by Hurricane Irene, thousands of miles from her beleaguered constituents. Abbondanza, Rosa, Abbondanza.

As the nation considers entering a war against the rogue regime in Syria, DeLauro has announced a TeleTownHall for Monday night. Fair warning. It could be expensive to get DeLauro on the phone. For that international call, you dial 011-39-089 ask the local operator for the plushest digs in Positano. The multimillionaire left wing haranguer might answer the phone herself.

DeLauro’s conference call caterwauling from Italy in the aftermath of Irene still rings in the ears of Malloy administration officials who had to calm the excitable congresswoman each morning in America and afternoon in Italy. She’d holler for them to do things that they’d accomplished hours or days before.

With America on the brink of war, internet traffic from Italy to Connecticut has seen an unusual spike today, Daily Ructions has learned.

Put on your orange leather jacket and skirt, Rosa,and dance like its 2006 after you’ve nominated Joe Lieberman for a 4th term in the United States Senate. You may look a little like him some days, but you’re not E.T. Come home, Rosa.